My blog has a new address. All you got to do is click on this link.
Some of you retards and fuckheads will complain. I get it. But Wattpad has over 90 million users. Meanwhile, I can't even get Google to give my site any kind of meaningful ranking. It doesn't even appear in the Google search engine.
Don't worry. You will still be able to make comments and all the other bullshit. But I do have a favor to ask. Please upvote my blog post if you like it. This will allow my content to spread like cancer through Wattpad, and one day I might even become a famous humorist like Mark Twain. I shit you not.
Have a great day and God bless you all.
80% of its users are female. Yep this is going to gain traction.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to try it for a year and see what happens.
DeleteIt does seem like it’s quite popular so maybe it has legs. Will we still be able to read about you spanking your monkey while watching retro porn or how the Dragon Lady wants to cut off your spring roll?
DeleteIt will be exactly the same. Just a new address to see if I can pick up readers.
DeleteI wanted to post the following, but wattpad wants all your fuckheads and retards to create an account. Is this the end of vaguely anonymous free speech which most misfits crave on the Jack Woodd blog?
ReplyDeleteTesting for common filters - shit, fuck, piss, fart, turd, cunt, cock, Jew, genicide, musk, petrodollar, trump, J6, Bilderberg gang, clot shot, child porn, virgin birth, etc..
Log in with a dummy Google account. It takes less than ten seconds. There's not a single form to fill out.
DeleteMm. I share the others’ sentiment. Having to create an account sucks. Google sucks.
DeleteSuck it up.
DeleteTo create an account, all you have to do is use a dummy Google account. It doesn't even take ten seconds. There isn't a single thing to fill out.
ReplyDeleteHow do you create a dummy Google account?
ReplyDeleteYou just sign up for google email with a fake name.
DeletePost on both both sites. That way when the watt pad idea fails, you will still have a following here. How are you going to use words like shit, fuck, jacking off, and other essential words needed for expression in your blog? Don’t cut off your pecker to spite your balls.
ReplyDeleteThose words are still acceptable. The blog is exactly the same. It's just on a more updated site that actually has a potential audience.
DeleteWhat the beast fails to understand is that the " fuckheads and retards" are what drives viewers to the site. Now that the beast is in bed with big tech' spying apparatus, he will get fewer comments and his wattpad blog will die stillborn. Another bad decision in a lifelong string. Oh well, whats a boy to do.
ReplyDeleteLook. If you like the blog, then you are welcome to read it. If not, then I understand. You registered for Zerohedge, so I don't see the difference.
DeleteIt's Sunday morning here in the US and i can't be bothered so here's a video about the war against Hugh Manitty. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dk3AVceraTI
ReplyDeleteI actually made a blog post. It's over at Wattpad. All you have to do is click on the link.
DeleteSince you are abandoning this site for fame and fortune, let the Dragon Lady post here. I am sure she has a lot to say. I am sure he has a fondness in her tits for fuckheads and retards. After all, she married one.
ReplyDeleteLook. There's no reason to get nasty. The blog is still alive, and you are welcome to read it. It's simply at a different site. And all that stuff about fame and fortune is ridiculous. I don't have two nickels to rub together, and nobody likes me.
DeleteI'm out. Whatpad wants a long in, account. Nope.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's there if you want it. You will be missed.
Deletethe good thing about gmail is that it asks for your phone number to send you an sms
ReplyDeleteso you need to get a burner phone to get a burner gmail in order to read watt pad about what rice boy is doing or dragon woman or the morning shit or maybe a shower with lots of goo and dreaming of melania or maybe it is aoc. okay, it is nancy pelosi and diane feinstine. boy that is some real fuel for some explosions.
Then why not just register the old-fashioned way? You registered to use Zerohedge. So what's the difference?
DeleteWill you still be talking about teh butt secks at the new place?
ReplyDeleteSincerely, Retarded Fuckhead
It's the same old blog. Just another address.
Deletewww.TehButtSecks.com ?
DeleteNo. That's not the address. I don't want to scare the folks away.
DeleteMaybe someone that wants to register can copy text and then create a dropbox link or copy and paste here for us retarded fuckheads? I mean honestly how many of us are there 15? I don’t see how the posting on the old site and feminepad will hurt his viewer count. This way everyone is happy.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it just easier to make an account? Register through Proton Mail with a dummy name.
DeleteDear Jack, I never registered with zerohedge, and I can read (but not comment) all their non-premium articles and comments. On wattpad I got access to your blog for one day or session, and since then, no access has been allowed without registering (which requires the SMS thing for a fake gmail account). As you have asked of others “are you a retard or a fuckhead?”.
ReplyDeleteWattpad is primarily a destination for teenie-boppers who write fan-fiction. However, 90 million people use the site. So I seriously doubt if Big Brother is going to jump your bones. Have a little courage.
Delete"All you got to do is click on this link." Not so. I'm also not going to enter my email address to read a blog.
ReplyDeleteSo you're not registered at Zerohedge or any other website?
DeleteWill you be having pictures at the new place? If you do, can you please give some thought to posting tribute shots of gaping anuses and pics of rice boys vomit. Thank you very kindly for your consideration
DeleteCorrect. I'm not registered at any other websites. I prefer the role of a pure spectacular without any hindrances. There are many like me, I believe.
DeleteGet an account at Proton Mail using a fake name. It's a service that specializes in making paranoid motherfuckers feel safe.
DeleteHi, Smiley Frankenstein. No, I won't be doing any of that.
DeleteI am came here from zerohedge but I have never left a comment or have an account. This place was truly special.
ReplyDeleteIt's still special. Special ed.
DeleteSpecial needs
ReplyDeleteThat's right. Special needs.
DeleteSame here, I have never registered with Zerohedge, why would I? Good luck with the new blog.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be back. They ALWAYS come back. Nobody can resist the madcapped laughs.
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