Tuesday, March 7, 2023

My Horror Novel Is Now Free!

(I want to be a paperback writer.)

Good citizens of Metropolis! It's me, your fearless leader. Please be a sweetheart and read my horror novel. It's over four hundred pages of filth and fun. Plus the Kindle version is only .99 cents. I'm not doing it for the money. I only make .33 cents per each copy sold. Here's the link.

And there's more good news. You can also read the book for free over at Wattpad. Please leave a comment or two at the site. It helps juice the algorithms. Don't be a motherfucker. Help a poor boy out. Here's the link.

Thanks and have a wonderful day. Maybe God's peace be upon you. Sincerely. 

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14 comments:

  1. Park Sung JetsonMarch 7, 2023 at 10:23 AM

    Bought and downloaded! I hope the thing sells like hotcakes.

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    1. Jack WooddMarch 7, 2023 at 1:03 PM

      Thanks. Leave a comment...even it's bad.

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    2. Park Sung JetsonMarch 7, 2023 at 1:15 PM

      Pretty sure the only other place I've encountered the word Chemosh was in Paradise Lost. I hope Mamma J gets a real face punching before this is over.

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    3. Jack WooddMarch 7, 2023 at 4:00 PM

      Thanks again.

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    4. AnonymousMarch 11, 2023 at 8:17 AM

      Your comments and posts make me laugh how you talk about your novel. Reminds me of Animal House - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnufJs-Z6YM Regardless, looks interesting. I'll buy this puppy and report back to you. Sounds like after I buy it you won't know where to spend all your money. I found your blog off Zerohedge.com last night when I couldn't sleep and did a bit of reading. Dragon Lady... LOL!

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    5. Jack WooddMarch 11, 2023 at 8:36 AM

      Thanks for the kind words. Don't expect too much. I'm a man of limited talents.

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    6. AnonymousMarch 11, 2023 at 11:16 AM

      We will see, but I'm happy to report back after I purchase tomorrow. I'm currently writing code in front of 3 monitors, cause that's my life. On one of the monitors I have Animal house rolling and Professor Jennings reminds me of you. Nothing on this earth more refreshing than honesty. I just picture you teaching and this is you - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciw1os85nz0

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    7. Jack WooddMarch 11, 2023 at 2:59 PM

      I read Milton back in the day. I remember enjoying his stuff. I'm also a huge fan of Animal House.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 11, 2023 at 12:48 PM

    Fuck for 33 cents I almost feel bad buying it, you're better off not even wasting the time

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  3. DCRB v2March 15, 2023 at 2:03 AM

    If you decide to accept BTC I'll buy a copy (as a pdf or text) that you could email me. If so, perhaps you can publish your "Public Key" here at your site. I don't trust Amazon or banks.

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    1. Jack WooddMarch 15, 2023 at 5:29 AM

      I'm not that advanced in my thinking. But I appreciate the sentiment.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 12, 2023 at 9:46 AM

    Does the thought ever cross your mind to have one of the Yellowstone guys take your wife to the bus station?

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    1. Jack WooddJuly 12, 2023 at 12:18 PM

      No. It's much easier just to get a divorce or run away.

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