Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Ghost Children

 

(Lots of Korean children have gone missing.)

Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while taking a nasty shit. Ghost children are becoming a huge issue in Korea. These are kids who aren’t registered with the local authorities after they’re born and consequently fall off the radar. The police are looking into 193 cases of these invisible human beings and have confirmed that twelve of them are dead. Not all fell victim to crime. Some supposedly died naturally under the care of their parents. But I use the world supposedly in an ironic fashion because it’s all very suspicious. I have two boys, and the first thing I was requested to do by Big Brother was sign their birth certificates. The idea that you can get squeezed out of your mother’s pussy in front of many witnesses and suddenly disappear is strange to my ears.

I ate hash browns for breakfast as I surfed the internet. A tragedy occurred in Philadelphia that claimed the lives of five people. An angry transvestite named Kimbrady Carriker picked up an assault rifle and started shooting innocent citizens for no apparent reason. He was also wearing a bulletproof vest which made it harder for the cops to put an end to his outrageous tirade. The city’s district attorney is a libtard named Larry Krasner. He’s blaming the entire incident on the republicans. These scenes are becoming far too common in American cities. The only way to stay safe in the United States is to move to places like Vermont or New Hampshire.

I drove to work with Rice-Boy Larry in the passenger seat. We struck up a conversation as we tooled down the highway.

I said, “Has Mom been talking to you?”

He nodded. “Yes. But everything she says is negative.”

“Is she still going to divorce me?”

“That’s what she claims.”

I sighed heavily. “Is she planning on taking the dog with her?”

“No. She’s leaving Dolly with us.”

“It fucking figures. Your mother has no sense of responsibility.”

He shrugged. “What do you want me to do about it?”

I love Dolly a lot. She’s a wonderful beast. But now that the Dragon Lady might be gone in a couple weeks, the dog makes my life harder. She’ll be by herself for hours and hours while I’m at work and Larry’s at school. So I plan on buying a shitload of duck wings to keep her occupied during the day. Dolly loves chewing on those things. I just hope that she doesn’t damage the apartment.

But there’s another problem. If I decide to fuck off and go home, I have to find a way to get the animal on the plane. She might be allowed to ride in the cabin as a carry on, or I might have to put her in cargo. Yet there are all kinds of restrictions implemented by the airlines. Trust me. I have lots of i’s to dot and t’s to cross in order for her to travel to America. It’s a real pain in the balls.

I looked at my son. “It’s not going to be easy.”

“What’s not going to be easy?”

“Life without your mother. She keeps that house spotless. And the last thing I want to do is live in a pigsty. We’re going to have to clean on a daily basis. You know. Use bleach in the shitters and run a vacuum over the floor from time to time.”

“Don’t worry. We’ll manage. At least we won’t have to listen to her scream all day.”

“That’s true. Peace would nice.”

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4 comments:

  1. Kids being sold to Satanic cults is my guess.

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    1. The human race is a fallen species. These things are bound to happen when evil controls the world.

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    2. "An angry transvestite named Kimbrady Carriker picked up an assault rifle and started shooting innocent citizens for no apparent reason.

      No apparent reason? Some lunatic named this poor bastard 'Kimbrady'. The only marvel is that it took him this long to snap.

      Philadelphia needs to be burnt to the ground. It cannot be salvaged. This is true of most of our large cities--Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, LA. They all have a certain defining characteristic which leads to the kind of rot and breakdown which resembles deepest, darkest Dysfunction-a.

      Yes, that's right, they all have lots and lots of Librarians! No progress can be made until we start being honest about the nature of these bookish types.

      And civilization will burn before that ever happens.

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    3. I've always liked librarians. They seem so peaceful.

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