Friday, October 6, 2023

Discord

 

(My kids are huge fans of technology.)

Yesterday, I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while taking a huge dump. The body of a six-year-old Uzbek girl was found in the city of Daegu. She had been playing in a park next to a river. Unfortunately, it appears as though she fell in the water and drowned. The police don’t suspect that foul play was involved, yet they are investigating the matter, nevertheless.

I called my mother using Facebook Messenger.

I said, “I downloaded an app called Discord on my computer.”

She said, “What the fuck is Discord?”

“It’s something that all the kids seem to be using. This way, I’ll be able to call Chicken Ken day or night. He appears to be an avid fan of this site.”

“That’s great.”

“I’ve already sent him a friend request, and he accepted my invitation.”

“Wonderful. He really misses his father and brother. He’s counting the days until you come back to America.”

Mom is constantly on my back about returning to the States. And quite frankly, it’s getting on my nerves. Don’t get me wrong. I have no qualms about slinging hash at the local Waffle House. But life isn’t that easy. Rice-Boy Larry graduates from high school in a couple of years, and pulling him out before he completes his education seems kind of foolish to me. Yet I kept my mouth shut. I’ll cross that bridge after my divorce.

My day at work went OK. Exams are right around the corner, so I let my students watch The Pianist as they studied independently at their desks. The Pianist is a great film written and directed by the disgraced artist Roman Polanski. Mr. Polanski ass raped a thirteen-year-old girl at Jack Nicholson’s house back in the 70s after giving her drugs. He now lives in France and isn’t able to travel for fear of being arrested for his disgusting crime.

The kids really enjoyed the movie. They gave the performance by Adrien Brody a huge thumbs up. They thought he was magnificent. I told them that he won the Oscar in recognition of his acting skills. But nobody really seemed to give a shit about the prize. This is a different generation. They only care about YouTube and TikTok.

I took the bus home at 5 p.m. The vehicle was almost empty, and I had no problem finding a seat. I was back at my apartment within thirty minutes. Then I walked into Rice-Boy Larry’s room and threw an envelope on his desk.

He said, “What the fuck is this?”

I shrugged. “I have no idea. It was in the mailbox.”

He opened it and smiled. “Mom got a parking ticket. She owes ninety dollars for the infraction.”

“Man, that’s kind of steep.”

“She has to pay extra because the crime occurred in a school zone.”

I nodded. “That makes sense.”

“Now I know where she’s living. Mom’s at Korean Granny’s house.”

“That surprises me. For some reason, I thought she might be at her sister’s place.”

“Should I take a picture and send it to her?”

“Of course. I’m not going to pay the fucking thing.”

After cooking supper, I sat on the sofa and relaxed. Eventually, I went to bed at 9 p.m. I slept like the dead.

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