(You broke my heart!)
The vast majority of you fuckheads and retards have absolutely refused to buy my novel. Your lack of support has left me heartbroken. Nevertheless, I've decided to make my story absolutely free over at Wattpad. Now you have no excuse not to read my piece of shit. Furthermore, it would really help if you left some comments. But don't leave them here! Leave them at Wattpad. They help juice the algorithms.
I would also like to thank the two people who actually paid money for the book. It was less than a dollar, but I certainly appreciate the support. If I ever become famous, I will take you out for a meal at McDonald's when I'm in your neighborhood. I promise.
Anyway, here's the link. Have a great day.
Fuckhead/Retard here wants you to get a Bitcoin wallet so I can send you over $1 for your book. It's not that hard. Maybe one of your students can help you get set up?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the book. It's probably not worth a dime. So why put the cart before the horse?
Deletehappy ester, to you and your dragon family.
ReplyDeletethere is a web sites called fiverr dot com and you can offer your services for sell. like maybe somebody negotiates to pay you 50 dollars for a chapter about a deamon in the laundry basket. or a web blog entry about soju. or about taking a big shit and reading the paper. of maybe fapping in the shower whilst thinking of stormy horse face mcdaniels. whatever.
maybe this can start the rain of moneys flowing in. even though your reader ships is all a bunch of worthless cheap skates.
here's a quick explanation about how to get the money to flow through the inter nets for your works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYA2DHp0Zc
blessings!
Thanks.
DeleteOn chapter 9 now. It is great!
DeleteThanks. But it gets worse as you go along. It's a tad uneven. Is it horror? Is it comedy? Who knows?
DeleteHey JW, have since made it all the way through since Chapter 9. Tried leaving a comment on Wattpad, after signing up, but still could not make it happen. I think me and Buddy may be long lost relatives.
DeleteAnyway, what a frigging story/book. You are one twisted MF'er to have written that, but it was great! You are very talented sir. Start to finish, it never let up. Great characters, great story line and love your style of writing. I like how the true believers are untouchable and good triumphs over evil in the end.
One more thing, put a paypal link on your blog here like some of the other blogs I visit. Hell some of them ask for a small donation one time per year, usually December, for all their trouble. Something like this:
"Hey all you dickheads that read my blog, I am glad that you laugh and cry at my existence, but maybe kick-in a few bucks to help this fokker out. I actually spend a lot of time to make you feel better about yourself." I am good for $20 after reading your book. Was really great.
Please keep going, with the blog and the books, and I hope you can get back to Texas. You sincerely seem like one good dude. May the Lord Bless you and your family.
I am good for $20.00 after reading your book.
Thanks for the kind words. I'll look into that PayPal idea.
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