Yesterday, I read the bible. I’m currently on the part in the
Gospel of Mark where Jesus’s family thinks he’s nuts. They go to one of the
local houses and tell the people to bring Jesus outside. And he rebukes them by
saying they are not his true blood. He would rather hang around people
who do the will of God than relations who are clueless about the ways of the
Lord. Many of the churches around the world worship the bourgeois Christ. I
often wonder if Jesus would actually be welcomed at most Sunday services.
I switched on Netflix and watched a film called Spotlight.
It’s about sexually perverted priests in Boston and how the church covered up
their crimes against children. Some of the stats were quite shocking. According
to the movie, only 50 percent of the Roman Catholic clergy are actually
celibate. Furthermore, a full six percent are active pedophiles. Are these
facts true? I couldn’t tell you one way or the other. Hollywood often takes
liberties. But I will say this. There is no way in hell that I would allow my
sons to go camping with Father Murphy. Let’s just leave it at that.
I went to bed at midnight and slept like the dead. Then I
woke up at 9 a.m. and walked to the bathroom. I proceeded to read the headlines
on my smartphone while taking a shit. The Korean police arrested a couple of
Muslims who are currently living in the city of Yeongam. These two men have
been sending money to terrorists using Bitcoin. The powers-that-be are
expanding their investigation. They fear that other Muslims residing on the
peninsula might be involved.
I called my mom using Facebook messenger.
She said, “How’s your wife doing?”
I shrugged. “The same as usual. She’s still crazy as a
bedbug.”
“Was she fighting with Nurse Ken the other night?”
I nodded. “He told her she could move to America if she
agreed to behave herself.”
“And what happened?”
“She screamed and yelled and used heaps of bad language.”
“What’s her problem?”
“I couldn’t tell you. I’m not a trained psychiatrist, and
she refuses to get help.”
“Are you still thinking about returning to the States?”
I smiled. “Damn straight. But I have to get myself into
shape. To get my job at Waffle House, I’ll be required to stand ten hours a
day. That’s not easy for a guy in his fifties.”
“Ten hours? That’s rough.”
“No pain, no gain.”
Later that morning, I turned on Fox News and viewed the Dan Bongino
show. He went over a huge list of fake news that the media has fed to the
public over the last six years. This list included stories about Hunter Biden’s
laptop, Bubba Wallace’s noose, Jussie Smollett’s bogus ordeal at the hands of
racists, etc. And let’s not forget the phony Russian collusion during the 2016
election. The report was quite impressive. So-called journalists are now
picking sides and telling tall tales in order to influence American politics. But
why lose sleep over it? We get the government we deserve. Nobody is forcing American
citizens to vote for losers like Nancy Pelosi or Mitch McConnell. Sadly, we
bring the problems upon ourselves.
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